What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:33
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Still no good.
No go.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do women like watching men sucking men?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do men like women gold diggers?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
On Which Part of the Body Might One Wear Winklepickers? - Slate Magazine
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Why do some guys treat girls so badly?
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No way
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts